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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "There will be another one floating by any minute now".Greit, sånn passe morsomt, men ikke det helt store. Jeg mener, her er det tross alt mye materiale å ta av. Hva med for eksempel dette:
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay, but you 'll have to sleep in the wet spot".
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area?" She said "not now, but just wait".
I fucked a girl in Japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet".